Thursday, July 17, 2008

santa delivers

this year for christmas hayden actually asked for something other than "a new thomas christmas train, a new percy christmas train and a new james christmas train." what he asked for: aquadots. santa got those aquadots about a week or two before there was a major recall on them because of the simple fact that they contained the date rape drug.
so santa gave hayden the aquadots machine for christmas with a note stating that the elves were busy making the actual "dots" and they would deliver them just as soon as they could.
in all of those months, hayden has asked a couple of times if the aquadots had been delivered yet. i made several calls to the north pole after originally being told they MIGHT be done before christmas, then it was moved to january, then april, then june, then i gave up.
then today i heard a jingle at my door and when i went to get the mail realized the elves had FINALLY finished those dots. now called "pixos" which will be in stores by early august (i certainly hope so because our initial shipment of 1000 is going quickly.)
the company sent a note apologizing for everything and making sure i knew that these new and improved dots were completely safe and were no longer made by the same chinese company that made the original date rape dots. my favorite part of the letter? where it said "we learnt a lot." guess the northpole doesn't have spell check. or english classes.
hayden was so excited to finally get his aquadots he almost wanted to stay in and not go swimming. he eventually decided he would swim a little bit and then come in to play with his new christmas gift.
he loved them, although he had a bit of an issue. at one point he must have added an extra dot to a dog he was making then what the sample called for and he freaked out a bit. i kept telling him it was fine and he can make anything that he wants. he quickly got over it. then, later that evening while dave and i were out he apparently had a total meltdown while jessica was watching him. crying and asking "why can't i do anything right? why do i always mess everything up all the time?" he was overly tired from 3 days of being outside with no naps and eventually got over his anal/controlling issues.
the next day he even decided to give the boy he was making a different color pair of pants. then decided to just give him blue like the sample said. but then he made the boys eyes two different colors. but then rethought that and decided to just make them black like the sample asked. oh well, at least he likes to follow directions some of the time!











1 comment:

Brickmyers said...

"date rape dots" = priceless. vury funny.
i dont know what an aquadot is, but it seems like quite the choking hazard.